Penal Pen Pals, 86 min

In Penal Pen Pals, director Edward James fulfills the deepest sexual fantasies of actual, real-life, fresh-out-of-jail criminals. He cast them based on their fan letters they wrote to male porn stars in a kind of Make-A-Sexual-Wish Program for ex-cons. We first learn details about what it's like to be in prison - from the mundane to the sordid. Flex Gamble went to prison for the first time for getting caught hustling. Flex passed the time by working out and writing to porn star Paul Morgan, among others. The two hit it off well when they meet, so Paul tops his happy ex-con fan on the interview couch. Next, tough guy Teddy Ramon likes to be called Teddy Ram because he'll ram any hole you give him. He got nabbed for selling pot, and then he went back in because of a DUI. He wrote a letter to hot blond bottom Justin Damon who's a little shy when he first meets Teddy. Soon, Justin opens up by undoing his overalls and proceeds to get rammed by the rambunctious Mr. Ram. Next, tattoo-laden top-daddy Anthony Corona first spent time behind bars for stealing a car, although it wasn't really his fault. He wrote his fan letter to pornstar Rob Kirk, and when Rob meets him, he is ready, willing and able to sit on Anthony's steely-hard 9 1/2 inch wife beater. Finally, Joe Montez was put away for public lewdness, then for breaking and entering. He wrote his letter to pornstar Skye Foster. Joe requests a trip to Magic Mountain to ride roller coasters and have fun. Then, at the end of the day, washboard-ab'd Joe eagerly tops Skye next to a glittering blue swimming pool.