Sex Manual for Dummies, A, 117 min

So, you want to learn how to "stroke for pleasure"? This taboo act has been in the closet thanks to rumors that it will make you break out in pimples, make you blind, or kill kittens! Well never fear, Brandon and his buddies are here to show you how it's done! From a military policeman to marines to an ex-con, let them show you the basics of chokin' the chicken!