Canadian Classifieds, 85 min

In Canadian Classifieds, men search the back page classified ads for Mr. Right (actually, Mr. Right for Now, to be honest!). First, Kevin Richard scans the ads in a magazine he picked up near the bus stop. He responds to the ad that G-Zon Beauleu place and gets topped on his couch for the cost of his local call. Next, James Girard looks over the classifieds for someone to top him. He calls Ken Rondolet's ad and finds out they have something in common - they're both horny at the same exact moment! Ken likes the odds and arrives to top James before his luck runs out. Then, Tommy O'rne gets hot and bothered when he checks out the Celestial Entertainment website. In order to relieve himself, he scans the personals in the classifieds of a bar rag that was lying around the house. Tommy invites Jacques Smyth over and moments later, Tommy tops Jacques, prompting Jacques to decide then and there to run the ad indefinitely. Finally, Jeremy DuNord calls one of the numbers in a campus classifieds and answers Billy Martin's ad. Jeremy gets an education by topping Billy in bed in the dorm room.