Stop or I'll Squirt! 2, 107 min

It's Not Piss! Pow! Right In The Peeper Squirting can be dangerous. One of our cameramen had his retina detached after being hit by a girl squirting. The doctor estimated the stream's velocity as 90 miles per hour! "If it has been piss, the acidity would have permanently blinded him," quoth the medic. Luckily for all of us, this is most definitely NOT piss. Its proper name is female ejaculate, AKA a lady load. If a squirter asks you if you swallow, you should nod "yes" with all your energy. Because there is nothing more divine in heaven or on Earth than a slut like these girls squirting her load down your throat.