Hog Farm, 117 min

E-I-E-I-O, fellas...because on this sex farm you'll get four hefty heifers each weighing in at an average of 250 to 300 lbs. Plus the special featured attraction Eartha Quake at a whopping 400 pounds. And when they bend over and spread their big ole ass cheeks for you, you'll be stickin' a blue ribbon on these prize winning porkers before you can say oink!