Grandpa's Hot Movies (02950269023), 99 min

I was clearing out Grandpa's attic last week and came across a mysterious box of what I could only believe to be his ancient home movies. Curiosity got the better of me, so I dragged out the old projector and screened some of these gems. I am very happy to tell you that it wasn't Grandma in these old flickers! These were little jewels of erotica and people doing the nasty... way back before teacher even taught us that sex was invented! It's wall-to-wall raunch-o-rama all in gloriously grainy black and white. These smokers go all the way back to the 1920's... and if you thought movies didn't get hot and nasty until Linda Lovelace had a very deep throat, you were sadly mistaken! No wonder Grandpa spent so much time with his projector in the attic!