Salon Sluts, 102 min

If you can get past the plot and the pathetically fake hair trimming, you bet this is a full service salon. And when they're finished with you, you're gonna feel like a new person! They are ho's - with clippers and scissors - and they know their way around a hose! Of course they work for tips - and holy crap do they work the tips! Whatever they're chargin' you'll be only too glad to avail yourself of their services - even if they can't really cut hair.