Amateur First Dates, 165 min

Don't you remember your first date? You go and pick the girl up at her house, her parent's invite you in and you sit there for twenty minutes. They ask you random questions like where you're going tonight, or if you drink, and tell you to have her home by 10 pm and you're on your way. You take her out to dinner, go to the movies, and make sure she stays happy. You get her home at 9:40 pm, and she says, "Thanks, you're such a great friend" and slams the car door in your face. No fucking, no blowjob, no complimentary handjob, fuck you didn't even get a kiss on the cheek. FUCK THAT, in these first dates you get all that stuff plus so much more. Watch these amateurs skip the dinner and head straight for dessert. So stop reminiscing about your first date, and start watching Amateur First Dates.