John The Zombie NSW-SUXXORS
So you might be wondering: am I really gonna put zombie to ride a horse while running from an armored car in a partially destroyed city that I put in this chaotic state myself? Oh, yes you are! Have all the fun you want while terrorizing everyone around you and eating a massive load of brains!
Release date: Thursday 16th November 2017
Genre: Simulator, Indie
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| Title : John The Zombie |
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| Publisher : GAME NACIONAL Platform : Nintendo Switch |
| Developer : Minimallab Origin : eShop |
| Genre : Simulation / Action Title ID : 01008E80204D4000 |
| Date : January 2025 Format : 41x100MB / NSP |
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| Summary |
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| In this open-world game, eat brains to gain skills from them like |
| biking, driving, horseback riding, fishing, climbing, shooting |
| hoops, and running. |
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| Welcome to Johnwood, the wackiest, weirdest place where scientists |
| accidentally turn into zombies, hardware stores sell frozen brains, |
| people get run over, and everyone swears they've seen flying |
| horses! |
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| If you're looking for a serious game, this ain't it. But if deep |
| down in your poor soul you're itching to chase down the world's |
| most bizarre civilians and chow down on their brains without mercy, |
| stop wasting time: Come to Johnwood and feast on the dumbest |
| citizens you'll ever find! |
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| What awaits you: |
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| * Bugs. |
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| * The chance to kickstart the zombie apocalypse. |
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| * Brains rich in protein, iron, and calcium. |
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| * Interdimensional horses that defy this universe's physics. |
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| * The least realistic zombie simulator in existence. |
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| * The option to embark on a completely nonsensical journey for the |
| zombie cure. |
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| Languages: English and Portuguese. |
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| Notes: Firmware 18.1.0 is required. |
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| Greets |
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