Teenage Spermaholics 5 - (2006) - QTGMC 60fps + AI Upscale 1080p + x265
Scene BreakdownsScene 1. Lexi Love, Brian Surewood, Erik Everhard, John Strong, and the Mope Squad including Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Dick Nasty, Kyle Stone, Mike Hash
Scene 2. Roxxxy Rush, Brian Surewood, Erik Everhard, Jerry, Jon Dough
Scene 3. Lela Star, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Erik Everhard and the Mope Squad including Arnold Schwarwartzenpecker, Dick Nasty, Scott Lyons, Mike Hash
Scene 4. Chelsea Rae, Sean Michaels, and the black mope squad including Lee Bangs, Lefty LaRue, Tone Capone, Aaron Hampton
Scene 5. Mysti May, Brian Surewood, James Deen, John Strong, Kyle Stone, Lee Bangs, Mike Hash, Tone Capone
Scene 6. Ariel Alexas, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brian Surewood, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Suave
PositionsAnal, Big Cocks, Cumshots, Double Penetration, Facials, Gangbang, Gonzo, Interracial, SwallowingInformationI first made a QTGMC encoding of the DVD and then I AI upscaled it to 1080p.
Resolution: 1444x1080 (4:3)
Size: 10,2 GB
Length: 5 hrs. 3 mins
Video: x265 60fps CQ Bitrate
Audio: AAC 48000Hz stereo 250KbpsReview
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Reviewed by bono-ONE on 7/22/2006
Well friends with this review I get to revisit an old friends work as Mike John's been away for a time after leaving RLD and he found a great home with the new studio Jules Jordan started shortly after Vegas this year. Mike's well know for his great POV work and there is no one better at capturing hot young girls swallowing multiple loads of spunk than Mr. John. This is my first look at his new stuff but watching it I saw all the trademark signs that have made Mike such an accomplished shooter these past few years. The pace of the scenes never seems forced and the girls do fine jobs of sucking cock and taking the pipe in all their holes-- now all the girls don't do anal or get dp'd but that's not real important to me so long as the swallowing is substantial and that the girls seem genuinely into what they're doing and on both accounts I'd say Mike's done a great job here. You have a pretty good cast here with no huge names but the one I'd draw your attention to as one to watch the rest of this year is Lela Star. Having met this young lady in person last month and I had the honor of watching part of a scene she shot I have to say she's flat out gorgeous from head to toe with an amazing ass that will have your cock rock hard in no time. Besides Lela we have Mysti May, Roxxxy Rush, Lexi Love, Chelsie Rae, and a hot black girl Ariel Alexus to fill out the list of hotties. This is a two disc set and watching both believe me fans this is well worth picking up right now if you're into swallowing and hot sex. Two reviews have already chronicled the action so let me add a few impressions I took away from watching what unfolded.
Lexi Love:
Leading off this jizz parade we have Lexi who also possesses a boner inspiring ass along with a cute face. The gist of the scene is Mike's huge SUV has broken down and while he goes in search of parts to fix the ride Lexi heads over to Erik's house where he, John Strong, and Brian Surewood are sitting around. It doesn't take a minute after Lexi is let in that the guys are thrusting their hard dicks in her face. Lexi does a fine job taking pipe in the mouth and I liked too that she wore regular clothes, at least for a time as she's nude pretty quick. Good sex highlighted by cowgirl and Lexi takes the first of the loads like a champ and soon her mouth is full. Not satisfied Erik is more than happy to call in a few more buddies and Lexi's sucking more and more dick until it's pop time again. A funny postscript to the scene has us going outside at night and Mike's out of his mind calling out for Lexi. Erik comes out and brings Mike inside and tries to snap him out of this pussy whipped attitude. The prescription for cure is a porn dvd, some tissues, and lube!! You can guess what Mike's to do!!
Roxxxy Rush:
The movie he's watching is actually the next scene so a very smooth transition to it and we see Roxxxy's huge titties filling the screen and man oh man are they succulent and ripe and juicy-- I could go on and on with how hot these boobs are. Roxxxy also turns around to show off her pretty good ass but it's those huge knockers which are her calling card and we get some real nice nipple licking to both breasts by Roxxxy. Moving down you see the pussy is clean shaven and there are even some pussy farts which escape those lips making Roxxxy apologize but she's got nothing to be sorry about. Soon we're treated to a very good POV bj, sexy as hell eye contact is given as Miss Rush works that cock to perfect hardness. After a little titty fucking we see Roxxxy get up so no pop now, and she walks to another room where more cocks are waiting. She takes the added manmeat in stride sucking all three schlongs equally. Solid sex too, both reverse and cowgirl are represented well plus we get a quick creampie mixed in before it's back to fucking including multiple dp's for Roxxxy. There is one more creampie in doggie anal before the remaining loads are shot in her wide open mouth. Roxxxy's very good at taking multiple dicks in her ass and pussy and this scene was a fun ride from start to finish even with the creampies which I don't really care for.
Lela Star:
We close out the first disc with the girl I was most looking forward to seeing in this title and the first thing we see is a form fitting green shirt which is nicely showing off her ample tits. They aren't huge like Angel Darks but the size in proportion to Lela's body is oh so perfect. Miss Star has fun tugging on that shirt making her boobs stand out even more and Mike is no dummy he keeps the camera fixed perfectly on those titties until Lela turns to show off her ass and I can't stress in the strongest terms how amazing this ass is. WOW is all I can say and get ready to stroke long and hard to this sexy lady for the next few months and I hope years. Lela then sits back and opens up those sexy legs for some pussy stroking with Mike keeping us close up and personal, I think you'll be wanting to jump right through your screen into that tasty pussy, I know those were my thoughts!! Lela then pulls down her top giving you the first glimpse at just how good her tits are with both nipples being pierced, the caressing was beautiful by Lela as was her eye contact to us. Two cocks then arrive on either side with Lela not missing a beat treating those schlongs to some tender, love, and care courtesy of her mouth first and then her pussy in several positions. Cowgirl was probably my fave due to that ass and I can't believe I'm saying that it was my fave as I'm usually a reverse cowgirl guy first and I will say that position also kicked serious ass here but cowgirl stole the show at least for now for me with Lela. Doggie also was represented in this scene and I must say the guys had a hell of a time laying pipe to this sexy Floridian and she seemed totally into the festivities which made the scene all the better. The loads were good and Lela did a fine job making them disappear. Clearly not satisfied she gets four other hard cocks to pleasure and she does just that until they nut inside her mouth. There are times when I'm reviewing I sit up and take real notice of a girl and I'm starting to do that with some frequency with this girl and I can't wait to see what she does next.
Chelsie Rae:
One we go to disc two and it starts with a promising shot close up of Chelsie playing with her pussy which is hidden barely under red lace lingerie. After playing with her kittir for a short time Chelsie gets up, turns around, and shows off her ass which is a very good looking booty. I've enjoyed the closeups Mike's been giving us and those have generously continued onto this second disc. The crawl up the stairs showing off her ass was a good call and then it's into some knob polishing and Chelsie's got that great cock hungry stare in her eyes and soon four hard black dicks are feeding that hunger with Chelsie nicely going from cock to cock. The round robin suck off ends with the guys nutting inside Chelsie's mouth and all four loads are shot before she swallows. You get the show off of the cum, then the swallow and that would be a good scene in and of itself but Mike likes to give you the best porn for your buck so Chelsie goes in search of more cock and as you can imagine she finds it. Sean Michaels takes a position behind Chelsie and he's got his fingers tapping all over her petite titties and then down to her pussy. Doing his best Ray Charles -- what's with the shades indoors, lol, Sean gives her pussy some tongue licking love, then he fondles that perfect bubble ass before unleashing his monster cock. Chelsie having already taken on four black schlongs welcomes #5 with gusto. Sexwise you can't go wrong with cowgirl when an ass is this good so Mike wisely leads with that. Miss Rae is also anal friendly so you see Sean slowly insert his dick inside her pooper in mish, then on to reverse and he ends up popping inside her pussy while boning her in mish. A nice start to the second disc.
Mysti May:
On we go and we first see Erik coming in on Mike who's been taking care of bidness if you get my drift. The tissues lay all around him on the floor and the two then discuss the state of another friend who's girlfriend has done him wrong, lol. We go then to Mysti who is surrounded by several swinging cocks and it's more good closeups, dissolving nicely to Mysti's face stuffed full of cock. Mysti's always been an enthusiastic oral performer and this scene was no different with solid eye contact by Miss May. We end this blowbang with a mouthful of jizz for our girl with the next to last load being launched across her nose and then one more into her mouth. Flash outside where John Strong-- the boyfriend, arrives with his posse and going inside we have a satisfied Mysti escorting the dudes out and we then see John finding his jizz covered girl and he's none to happy! Her punishment for this offense, more dicks to suck, hehe, and Mysti is more than happy to submit to this. We get some sex mixed in too-- cowgirl, wow has this position looked great in this dvd due to so many hot asses being attached to the girls!! The guys pop off and on to her belly and face but aren't done going back for seconds and the pops this time are left in her mouth with Mysti holding off swallowing until the last load is launched. Guess this will teach her not to suck off the neighborhood again!!!
Ariel Alexus:
We flash to later that week and Mike's evidently picked up another girlfriend and she's the needy type wanting caviar of all things. So just before he's to have a BBQ with the guys he's got to go uptown and pick up some of this delicacy. So in the meantime we get treated to some great ground level shots of Ariel's ass and it's oh so shakeable plus this sexy black girl's got a tremendous set of large natural titties!! She does some great shaking of them while also stroking her kittie. There's a knock at the gate and Ariel goes to let Brian Surewood and Dave Hardman in. The sunlight is making the shot a bit tricky to see but the vibe is a good one and gets even better when Ariel escorts the guys inside. The action then picks up bigtime as Brian dives in for some of that black pussy and Dave whips out his hardman giving Ariel's mouth something to do. The sex gets going too soon with Ariel laying peacefully in mish and Dave pounds her while Brian feeds her mouth. Cowgirl once again is utilized nicely and the ass jiggles in every way a great ass should but the reverse cowgirl also presents a challenge to your cock for not popping, the tits are rotating wonderfully and we finally get some anal for this sexy black woman plus a dp in cowgirl. The cum is then shot into Ariel's thirsty mouth. Guess the other BBQer's had showed up during this bj and we get more cock sucking as the dicks descend on her pretty face. Mike does some good pulling out so we can get a good appreciation of her entire body then he brings it in for some throat gagging or ball licking along with the rotating bjs by Ariel. This time instead of nutting in her mouth the guys splooge all over her face and with the dark skin the cum just stands out even more. Ariel then waves the guys off and she tries to find her way to the bathroom and Mike arrives back to find his lady's face a white mask of cum. This leads to another breakdown by Mike to wrap up the scene, lol.
Extras & Final Thoughts:
Well guess I wrote a little more than I wanted to, lol, but Mike tends to bring out the words from me. The quality of his work speaks for itself and this was another great effort by him and especially the girls he brought in. You get great scenes all around from first disc until Ariel takes the last load on the second. Extras include some good BTS and a new girl to me Riley Mason is brought in to give some love to Mikey's cock. She's got a nice set of tata's too as we see. I would strongly recommend this to any fan of Mike John's work and if you are seeing him shoot for the first time you've picked a good dvd to start with.GIFs
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