Little White Chicks Big Black Monster Dicks 6
"e;Why? What kind of world is this we live in?!? How can these little white chicks get attacked, deflowered & penetrated by horrible evil, big black monster dicks without someone getting punished? How can these horrible evil & heinous acts done to innocent little white girls go unpunished?!??! This is another cry for help! Stop these African Bombada Guerrilla Pimp Black Monsters before they strike again! I say, catch these black motherfuckers & send them back to Africa in a cage! I hate those Black Monster Dicks!
Starring: Skyler Knight, April Flowers, Mattie Le'Mae, Mirage, Alana Moreno, Jake Steed, Lexington Steele, Byron Long
Directed By: Jake Steed
Until recently, fans of both little white chicks and big black monster dicks had to buy two DVDs to satisfy their porn needs. It was like the dark ages when future Reese's lovers scoured supermarket aisles for Hershey bars and Skippy. So, you can imagine the delightful singing that must have ensued when well endowed meat packer Jack Steed decided to use his extra large genitals not for evil, but for fucking small girls with pale skin. Noticing cute April Flowers on its box cover, and recognizing the feeling she created in me was something akin to lust, I picked up a copy of Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 6 and hoped that I could follow the plot having never seen the first five editions.
Bringing Byron Long and Lexington Steele with him, Steed's little movie utilizes more wood than The Spruce Goose. If dick went for $5.99/lb, there'd be about sixty bucks worth of cock between them. Yet, the size of their members is only part of the appeal. I suppose for some with secretly twisted imaginations, these movies fulfill a kind of rape fantasy. Steed's intentions are only thinly veiled. The set-up for each of the feature's five sex scenes is that Steed and his buddies sneak up on white women, grab them, throw them on a bed and fuck them while their "e;victims"e; try to fight them off. Of course, the dubbed in monster noises and affected monster mannerisms remind us that it's all in good fun. A few of the scenes, however, are actually damned hot.
The opening segment with April Flowers is one of these hot scenes. The popular description of ingenues is that of a grown woman trapped in the body of a little girl. The opposite is true with April; she has all the curves and sex appeal of a grown woman, but there's something awfully girlish hiding behind those eyes. Steed finds out what's inside her pretty quickly, taking her in a variety of positions. Soon, he excuses himself to open the door for the newly arrived Byron Long. In his brief absence, April looks at the camera and gives a look as though she is worn out, kind of like the way I look after helping a friend move. Her job is only half done, though, and she returns to work with both Steed and Long having their way with her. April is exactly the kind of porn starlet I like. She looks good, but she's also completely into the sex. Where others might have just remained still and passively took their poundings from dicks that size, she moves and thrusts back harder than the men. With a double facial to finish the scene, she demonstrates exactly the way it should be done.
As a latina, Alana Moreno isn't strictly speaking a little white chick, but she passes Steed's and Steele's test. Abducted off the street, she is taken to a dirty room somewhere and forced to star in interracial gonzo porn. OK, that's not exactly the story, but it's the end result. The two go at her in a several ways, taking turns with her mouth, pussy and ass. I wasn't overly impressed with the scene, but fans of anal will be. Most of all, I'm left remembering not her sex appeal, but the annoying monster noises Steed has mistaken for funny, and uses about five- hudred percent more than he should. It's distracting and annoying as hell. Turn down the volume and just watch.
They grab another girl off the street in the next segment. Mattie Le'Mae is picked up, thrown in a car, and is hauled away to where the two give her the exact same treatment as every other girl in the series. I wonder how long this gimmick will last before it runs its course. The same setup and execution only works so many times. Ultimately, the heat of this kind of movie is generated by its talent, and unfortunately, these kinds of movies don't draw the top names in the business. Steed and Steele enjoy her enough to damn near drown her in cum, but she's not the kind of girl you expect to see when you pick up a porn movie. Don't get me wrong, I'd do her. But, I think that says more about me than it does her.
Pigtailed Mirage, who Jake finds in the shower is, in a word, distant. There's nothing going on in her head, I suspect. She looks as if her consciousness has been robbed by dope. Instead of looking turned on, or even in pain (which would be reasonable considering how hard she gets fucked), this girl just looks confused. Her deer in the headlights stare may appeal to the those who are into crazy women, but I kept thinking through the whole scene that I wasn't watching good porn, but the low point in the life of some man's daughter. That's only my opinion, and it may be unique only to me, but that's what I felt. All the trappings are here, though. The sex is energetic, the facial messy, and the anal plowing deep. But I just felt kind of sorry for her.
Lastly, Skyler Knight, who is featured prominently on the box cover, is attacked in her bedroom by Jake and Lexington who, well, just rape her. There's not much effort made in making you belive anything else is going on. They all three laugh occasionally, but it's clear what Steed is trying to get across. Knight is a beautiful woman, though, and this is a great scene. I suspect she is exactly the type of girl he had in mind when the concept of this series was first hatched. She's tiny, innocent looking, and is willing to put her body through the ringer for the sexual enjoyment of others. And once again, Steele reminds us just how big his dick really is. Something that long ought to have a knee in the middle of it. One marvels at how a little girl like Knight can accommodate it.
Clearly, the two best scenes in the movie are the first and last. What comes between them is descent porn fodder, but nothing truly noteworthy. There's a big draw for interracial films, but I never understood the fetish like power they hold over some people. More than its black on white drawing card, I suspect fans of the series are drawn to it for the power the male stars exert over the women. Not to pass judgement, but that seems like a risky move to make--almost as risky as not editing out the copyrighted music clearly audible during the last scene.
You wouldn't expect top of the line production values from a movie with a title like this, and I'm not going to say anything to dispell those assumptions. The video is slightly better than camcorder quality, and the soundtrack is easily the most annoying soundtrack I've ever heard in a porn movie. Do you realize how bad that must be? Think about how bad porn soundtracks usually are. If I have to hear those goddamned synthesized monster noises one more time I'll put my foot through a speaker. Not only are you forced to listen to the noises (which play incessantly), but they're dubbed over the sounds of the actors, so you can hear nothing else.
All in all, Little White Chicks...Big Black Monster Dicks 6 is worth it only to those are heavy into interracial porn, or are fans of the girls in the movie. I really like April Flowers and Skyler Knight, so I'm not going to throw this away anytime soon, but others may want to think carefully before getting it for themselves.