TeaseAndThankYou - Quadgasm Ruination

The text discusses an individual's experiences with various levels of sexual excitement and satisfaction, culminating in a humorous reflection on their achievements.

1. The first experience involved a gentle touch. 2. The second was characterized by a slow, slippery stroke. 3. The third included the introduction of dirty talk, marking a new approach. 4. The fourth experience was described as excessive, leading to comedic recognition from Guinness World Records. The text contrasts different terms for sexual experiences: -"Monogasm" refers to a single ejaculation, seen as unexciting.

-"Doublegasm" describes two ejaculations, still considered dull.

-"Trigasm" indicates three forced orgasms, previously a personal record.

-"Quadgasm" highlights achieving four orgasms in less than two hours, even when not fully enthusiastic.