[NakedNews.com] 2020.03.17 [1080p]

Naked News Transcript - March 17, 2020

The show begins with a welcoming message and a discussion about Air New Zealand's innovative Economy Skynest, a new concept for economy class flying that includes sleeping pods. Each pod is approximately six and a half feet long and under two feet wide, featuring a mattress, pillow, sheets, earplugs, and a privacy curtain. Air New Zealand is testing these pods with plans for a full rollout in 2021, although only six pods will be available per plane. Next, the segment shifts to a clarification regarding Google's coronavirus website, which aims to provide education, prevention, and local resources. The site’s launch has been delayed, despite earlier announcements. In political news, Senator Mitt Romney proposed a one-time payment of$1,000 to every American adult to assist those affected by the pandemic. This proposal is part of a broader set of measures to address the economic impact of the virus. Luxury brand LVMH announced it would pivot its production from perfume to hand sanitizer, providing it for free to French health authorities in response to the high demand. The entertainment segment highlights several celebrity news items, including Courtney Stodden's nude selfie, Kendall Jenner's artistic magazine cover, Giada De Laurentiis's beach appearance, Halle Berry's fitness collection launch, and Sofia Richie’s topless photo tease for her clothing line. A significant milestone is noted: Queen Elizabeth II will become the fourth longest-reigning monarch in history, having reigned for over sixty-eight years. In cultural news, fragments thought to be part of the Dead Sea Scrolls at the Museum of the Bible have been declared fakes after extensive analysis. Lastly, a study from the University of Leeds reveals that the wealthiest ten percent consume significantly more energy than the lower-income bracket, suggesting potential tax measures to address environmental concerns. The show concludes with an invitation to enjoy a comedic segment featuring Adrienne Fish. Naked News is presented as a unique program delivering real news through a distinctive format.